Date night brings attack of the killer tomatoes

My friend Sara asked me if I would go to a play with her that she had to go to for her drama class. I was actually looking forward to going. We decided on Romeo and Juliet which is my favorite Shakespeare play. So she comes to pick me up and we decide that we are gonna grab something to eat at one of the cafe's near the theater. There is a lot of construction going on around the theater so the only place to eat was this snack shack that had mini bottles of sod for 3 buck and what they called half a sandwich and salad combo thing for 6.95. First of all there is no way that the sandwich was half a sandwich, it was more like a third of a sandwich and the salad, well let me tell you about the salad of torture. It had lettuce, broccoli, corn and cherry tomatoes. So anyone who knows me knows that I will not eat broccoli or tomatoes but Sara will so I gave them to her. She absolutely loved the broccoli (even though she shouldn't eat it). Then she moves on to the tomato. I am minding my own business attempting to eat this so called food and BAM! All the sudden I am blinded in one eye. I realize I have just been attacked by a killer tomato with its juice squirting attack that obviously has a targeting system because beside it squirting all over my face and hair, it managed to fly over the top of my glasses and into my eye. Now mind you my eye is stinging like crazy by this point but Sara and I are laughing so hard that we can't even breath. I wish she had taking a picture of my reaction because that would have been one of those priceless moments. So after the exploding tomato we go find our seats which by the way could not of been more uncomfortable. They had us stuffed in there like sardines. Absolutely no room to breath. Sara had casper with her hair whipping attack next to her and I had the dark knight with the man purse and his glass bottle of high class water next to me. 1 row in front of us was a man who obviously has no friends and will talk to just hear himself talk to anyone who will listen ( he was fun to listen to). So the play starts and it is awesome. For most of the play romeo had his back to us and we could see him flexing his butt muscles in those skintight leggings, and I'm not being gross but you couldn't help but take notice of the continuous flexing. So anyway we get to the intermission and thankfully casper and her friend move back a row to some empty seats to where her hair whipping attack won't effect Sara but now we cant look back at all because the dress she was wearing was a tidbit short and she had no secrets (if you get my meaning). Then the dark knight and his man purse and expensive bottle of water moved away from me (thank you lord), he wiggled a lot. We watch the rest of the play and it was great and I think that our evening is coming to an end. So we are walking back to the car and I realize that Sara is walking a little faster and then she speeds up more and more and I look at her with a your killing me look and she informs me that she doesn't like it when people walk behind her, so I decide instead of having to break into a sprint , I would pull over and pretend to need to tie my shoe but secretly I just needed to catch my breath. She takes me home and with a farewell and no goodnight kiss(because we weren't really on a date for all the slow to catch on people out there). That was my night out. thank you Sara I had a great time!!!